Posted on
2/1/2008 10:31:22 AM
NFL Superbowl XLII Betting Props – Commercials, Gatorade and More!
By Tim Furious
The props section of our website is a great place to get in on some easy money, and make a meaningless commercial a little more fun. Toss some small change our way in the props section of our sportsbook, and you could win some nice payouts when the Super bowl is said and done. Here are just a few of the quick bets you can make in our sportsbook:
Halftime Superbowl Commercial (Car)
Favorite: Chevrolet (Because “this is OUUUURRRR country”. If this is an extra-long rendition of this song, I might have to order some tequila and repeatedly punch myself in the nuts until the commercial is over just so I have something else to concentrate on. That song drives me insane)
Dark Horse: Ford
Halftime Superbowl Commercial (Beer)
Favorite: Coors Light (Because those “hey coach” ads are inexplicably popular. Inevitably the win the award for “most commercial discussed in a living room where every dude thinks he could come up with a better one, but then never offers an example”.)
Dark Horse: Budweiser
Halftime Superbowl Commercial (Fast-food)
Favorite: Burger King (At least this is what I’m hoping, because who wouldn’t want to bet on The King doing something totally awesome for the Superbowl? My mind is running rampant with the possibilities)
Dark Horse: Subway (I say this because I’m keeping my fingers crossed that they will use the halftime at Superbowl XLII to launch Jared in to space using a nuclear powered canon that finally rids us of him. Great, you lost a bunch of weight. But you’re still not in good shape, and you’re ugly. Please get off my TV. Or at least fight the Spring nerd to the death. Please. Someone make this happen. Hold on, I’m calling Rupert Murdoch…)
Color of Victory Gatorade Splash
Favorite: Water
Dark Horse: The Blood of Eric Mangini (too far? ok, sorry.)
Tom Petty Song Selection Props
Ok first of all, why the hell is Tom Petty performing at the Superbowl? Were Michael Bolton and Bryan Adams booked? Good gracious. This is worse than finding out that the monster in Cloverfield was a backwards elephant with no nose that pooped the aliens from Starship Troopers from it’s chest. Anyways…
Favorite: It’s a tie between “Free Fallin’” (dedicated to Tiki Barber’s reputation) and “I Won’t Back Down”
Dark Horse: “You Got Lucky” (A dedication to the Giants playoff run)
Superbowl Commercial – 1st Product During Halftime
Favorite: Victoria Secret (everyone cross your fingers and don’t uncross them until halftime! do it now!)
Dark Horse: Apple Computers in a “I’m a Giants fan” and “I’m a Patriots fan” rendition that will hit the OVER in chuckles and the UNDER in actual out-loud-laughter.
Hooking Up With Your Server At The SB Party
Favorite: Zero (because you’re only handsome ten beers, deep glazed in meat sweat when you’ve forgotten that you’re married)
Dark Horse: 1 in Infinity (she doesn’t like you. she wants your money. you’ve been warned)
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